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What's my horoscope for this week? For reference I'm a Scorpio

Your horoscope this week is “the most annoying guy in the galaxy will be killed soon in a horrible, disturbing way.”

So… is that me? Or….? Do I need to sharpen my hunting knives?

No, you need to learn how to use them properly, as an actual weapon.

This just in: @gnotknormal is going to kill Elon Musk with dull hunting knives

The knives need to be sharp, but you need to aim for the heart. Don’t get blood on your fancy suit.

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    Well I just have to, my horoscope says so!
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    The knives need to be sharp, but you need to aim for the heart. Don’t get blood on your fancy suit.
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    This just in: @gnotknormal is going to kill Elon Musk with dull hunting knives
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